assbaka:

monetizeyourcat:

I honestly, no-fooling, do hate the phrase “Supermoon” and how it’s basically pitched to appeal to XKCD’s audience, and I do hate the idea that I’m supposed to care the moon’s at its perigee

MYC doesn’t care about large moons because he sees one every day in the mirror

Whoa look at that perineal moon. *holds up eclipse watching burnt glass*

attackon-titan:

The nine circles of hell from Dante’s Inferno recreated in Lego by Mihai Mihu

I. LIMBO: A place of monotony, here the souls are punished to wander in restless existence while they moan helplessly in echoes between the ruins of a temple.

II. LUST: Surrounded by erotic representations, those overcome by lust are forced to watch and experience disgusting things, ultimately being condemned to drown in the menstrual river.

III. GLUTTONY: The circle itself is a living abomination, a hellish digestive system revealing horrific faces with mouths ready to devour the gluttons over and over for eternity.

IV. GREED: This pompous place is reserved for the punishment of the greedy ones.

V. ANGER: In this depressing place the souls are trapped in the swamp, they can’t move and they cannot manifest their frustration which is making them even more angry.

VI. HERESY: The giant demon watches closely over his fire pit, dwarfing the damned that are dragging the new arrivals in the boiling lava. Those who committed the greatest sins against God are getting a special treatment inside the temple where they are doomed to burn for eternity in the scorching flames.

VII. VIOLENCE: A place of intense torture where the horrific screams of the damned are eternally accompanied by the hellish beats of drums.

VIII. FRAUD: In Fraud the Demons enjoy altering the shape of souls, this is how they feed.

IX. TREACHERY: Lucifer lies here chained by the Angelic Seal which keeps him captive in the frozen environment.

(via lilitudracul)

amischiefofmice:

Tomby in his new home in Brooklyn. Here one tomby buys you a weeks stay! All hail the return to the barter system

Tomby not for sedentary life. Make new nest elsewhere.

amischiefofmice:

Tomby in his new home in Brooklyn. Here one tomby buys you a weeks stay! All hail the return to the barter system

Tomby not for sedentary life. Make new nest elsewhere.

(via assbaka)

assbaka:

speaking of dogs, mine is pissing me off right now because the only thing in the world that she wants right now is to go stare longingly at my brother but he doesn’t want to be stared at by a creepy dog yet today

she has a disturbing weird crush on my brother. she can sit on the edge of his bed and stare at him all day like an adoring but mute Belieber

Oh gosh the dog of a childhood friend of mine would do that when she was in heat it was really uncomfortable.

why everyone getting mad at a yahoo buying a tumbler of bad stuff????

sketchamagowza:

ARE YOU BEING CUTE IN THERE?!?!

sketchamagowza:

ARE YOU BEING CUTE IN THERE?!?!

there’s a subreddit for every stupid banal dumbass worthless shifty obnoxious lazy-minded pedantic undercooked hunk of moronic tripe a redditor could ever want to tug their thumbdicks to, never be surprised by that, one day you’re going to read about a three-headed devil deer that eats raw sewage and speaks only in eHorse and lo and behold somebody’s gone and made a subreddit with rule 34 minutes after the news breaks across twitter, eventually it’ll be mentioned here and i will gnaw my fingers to the bone and gouge out my eyeballs and paint something ominous in latin on the walls before expiring in a pile of my own fury and angst and runny shit — fatsamurai (via lilitudracul)

pilotcanine:

natellite:

smh if you don’t have a deep meaningful emotional connection to the katamari damacy ost

might i suggest a swingier version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xB3yns3Y2k

the original Katamari Guy, keita takahashi, stopped working on video games so he could go design playground equipment and that’s just about the best thing ever

diablod:

ommmg

whaaa